Sneaky the Clown

I'M JUST YOUR AVERAGE CLOWN THAT DRINKS LOTS OF BOOZE!

SNEAKY THE CLOWN FIRST APPEARED FROM UNKNOWN OBSCURITY DILLY-DALLYING AT CHILDREN'S PARTIES. LASHING OUT, HE MADE HIS INFAMOUS DEBUT AT HAUNTED HOUSE VENUES IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. FEELING THE "URGE" TO GROW, SNEAKY NOW INCLUDES UNEVENTFUL APPREARANCES AT GRAND OPENINGS, REST STOPS, AND THE OCCASIONAL COMEDY CLUB... IF HE PAYS THEM ENOUGH!

A CROSS BETWEEN SINISTER AND SENSITIVE, RAUNCHY YET CHILDLIKE, SNEAKY HAS SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY. BUT DON'T EXPECT ANY BALLOONS FROM THIS CLOWN, HE'LL UNZIP AND PULL ONE OUT READY TO BLOW!

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